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gensplosion2017-06-07 09:19 am
longlivehumour) wrote in gensplosion2017-06-07 09:19 am
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Black Books: Give Me a Child Until Half-Past Seven, by apiphile
FANDOM: Black Books
FIC LINK: Give Me a Child Until Half-Past Seven
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apiphile
RATING/WARNING(S): G
WIP?/WORD COUNT: Complete | 4,200
MAIN CHARACTERS: Bernard Black, Manny Bianco, Fran Katzenjammer
FIC SUMMARY: Fran has a rather desperate babysitting assignment and Bernard has a nasty shock.
RECCER'S NOTES: A short, fluffy fic which nevertheless remains firmly in-character. Forget hearing the voices - you can practically smell them. Especially Bernard.
FIC LINK: Give Me a Child Until Half-Past Seven
AUTHOR LINK:
RATING/WARNING(S): G
WIP?/WORD COUNT: Complete | 4,200
MAIN CHARACTERS: Bernard Black, Manny Bianco, Fran Katzenjammer
FIC SUMMARY: Fran has a rather desperate babysitting assignment and Bernard has a nasty shock.
RECCER'S NOTES: A short, fluffy fic which nevertheless remains firmly in-character. Forget hearing the voices - you can practically smell them. Especially Bernard.
"Why all these questions? The bees were probably attracted by your stupid honey-scented shampoo! The small boy belongs to Fran! The hairy monster is evil and you are right to fear him, Max, and the child, Manny, is a cross-dressing midget on the run from the complete insanity of the Katzenjammer family. Now where. Is. My. Breakfast?"